Vikings Quickly Sign Released Panthers Cheerleaders
11.10.05 | Issue 41•45
Phil Jackson Introduces New Tetrahedron Offense
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Cam Neely's Hall Of Fame Induction Speech Cut Short Due To Injury
11.17.05 | Issue 41•46
NFL Discontinues ‘Take Your Daughter To Work Day’
11.03.05 | Issue 41•44
Spark Of Humanity Fades From Mark Teixeira's Eyes After Signing With Yankees
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Women's College Basketball Coach Looks Like Women's College Basketball Coach
03.12.09 | Issue 45•11
Millions Of Americans Buying Floyd Landis-Inspired Bracelets
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