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American Voices

Monday, November 14, 2005

Intelligent Design Ousted

Voters in Dover, PA voted out eight school board members who supported an intelligent-design statement being read in biology class. What do you think?

Asian Man

Steve Morton,
Boilermaker
"Yeah, but check out who they replaced them with… an 18-year-old politics nerd and a local drag queen who’s always running for office."

Young Woman

Peggy Ramone,
Computer Programmer
"I feel kind of bad for them. Where can they be ignorant and influential now?"

Young Man

Christopher Osburn,
Legal Secretary
"Splendid! Now the only authorities left who subscribe to these wacko theories are safely contained in the highest echelons of executive, legislative, and judicial government."

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