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American Voices

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Montana Bison Hunt

The three-month bison-hunting season opens in Montana today, marking the first open season in the state in 15 years. What do you think?

Old Man

Donald Lombardi,
Brick Mason
"Well, I know where Ted Nugent’s going to be this weekend."

Old Woman

Marie Russell-Kendrick,
Agricultural Sciences Teacher
"Now how about cutting down some of the trees that have begun to wander outside of Yellowstone National Park?"

Black Man

Ted Hicks,
Hairdresser
"The only thing more thrilling than hunting an animal to the brink of extinction is hunting an animal to the brink of extinction, letting it come back from the brink just slightly, and then starting to hunt it again."

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