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American Voices

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Sony Recalls Risky CDs

Sony was forced to recall 4.7 million CDs this month because the copyright-protection software embedded on the discs left computers prone to hacker attacks. What do you think?

Young Man

Cameron Feng,
Electrician
"This won't be the first time I got a virus from that Sarah McLachlan."

Asian Man

Jesse Glass,
Machinist
"I've been downloading bootleg MP3s for nearly three years and the first CD I buy fucks up my computer?"

Young Woman

Sonja Kelly,
Custom Tailor
"I've always known that one day, Sony's unblinking commitment to artist's rights would come back to bite them in the ass."

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