The Onion

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Museums Raided Tombs?

Thousands of artifacts that have been taken from tombs around the world often make their way to prestigious museums. What do you think?

Old Woman

Megan Crawford,
Systems Analyst
"Well, it would certainly explain the recent upsurge in mummy-curse-related murders at the Met."

Black Man

Michael Dougan,
Pharmacist
"That must be why Getty director Dr. Michael Brand was digging up my mom's corpse last week. It doesn’t explain why he was fucking it, though."

Old Man

Tyler Soria,
Loan Officer
"Look, I'm a realist. I just don't believe in all this superstitious nonsense about 'archaeology' and 'museums.'"

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