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American Voices

Friday, December 2, 2005

C-Sections On The Rise

Americans are delivering babies via Caesarean section in record numbers. What do you think?

Black Man

Kevin Wells,
Projectionist
"These things are being overperformed. I went in for an appendectomy and came out with a healthy baby boy."

Old Woman

Brenda Kruse,
Manicurist
"I took fertility drugs, became pregnant with quadruplets, had a C-section three months premature, and my babies were on respirators for four months. Why the fuck haven't I been asked to appear on Oprah?"

Old Man

Con McKay,
Metal Worker
"Wait, they normally push it out of where?"

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