Friday, December 2, 2005
C-Sections On The Rise
Americans are delivering babies via Caesarean section in record numbers. What do you think?
Kevin Wells,
Projectionist
"These things are being overperformed. I went in for an appendectomy and came out with a healthy baby boy."
Brenda Kruse,
Manicurist
"I took fertility drugs, became pregnant with quadruplets, had a C-section three months premature, and my babies were on respirators for four months. Why the fuck haven't I been asked to appear on Oprah?"
Con McKay,
Metal Worker
"Wait, they normally push it out of where?"
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