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• Hewlett-Packard Introduces New Soup-Resistant Laptop

  Thursday, July 24, 2008

• Angry FCC Fudging Tired Of All This Sugar

  Wednesday, July 23, 2008

• Blackwater Security Hired To Protect U.S. Climate

  Tuesday, July 22, 2008

• Apology To Area Dog Insincere

  Monday, July 21, 2008

• Time Warner CEO Announces Plans To Merge With Secretary

  Sunday, July 20, 2008

• Earth Explodes

  Saturday, July 19, 2008

• Gettysburg Battlefield Solemnly Urinated On

  Friday, July 18, 2008

• Ronald Reagan Prime Suspect In Bank Robbery

  Thursday, July 17, 2008

• Nunchuck Mastery Displayed To Enemy

  Wednesday, July 16, 2008

• Car-Wash Employee Tragically Simonized

  Tuesday, July 15, 2008

• Entire City Council Meeting Devoted To Tree Stump

  Monday, July 14, 2008

• Giant Undersea Cephalopods Targeted By Pepsi

  Sunday, July 13, 2008

• New Boeing Jetliner Holds All But 300 People

  Saturday, July 12, 2008

• Congress Raises 'Licking Syrup Off Your Plate' Age Limit To 13

  Friday, July 11, 2008

• Stripper From Future Jumps Out Of Birthday Cake To Warn Humanity

  Thursday, July 10, 2008

• Supreme Court Holds Judicial Luau

  Wednesday, July 09, 2008

• Area Sauce Perfect

  Tuesday, July 08, 2008

• Fancy Home Defibrillator Used Only Once

  Monday, July 07, 2008

• Life Jackets Issued To All Americans For Some Reason

  Saturday, July 05, 2008

• Endangered Manatee Struggles To Make Self Understood To Congress

  Friday, July 04, 2008

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