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Wednesday, December 7, 2005

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Narnia Targeted To Christians

The film adaptation of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, the first installment of the Chronicles Of Narnia series, is being marketed strongly to a Christian audience. What do you think?

Young Woman

Marta Osburn,
Travel Agent
"Do they realize this movie is all about people coming out of closets?"

Asian Man

Harry Sousa,
Solderer
"It's high time we Christians fought back against those Hollywood elitists with our own movie about sorcery and witchcraft."

Young Man

Cody Slaughter,
Sales Agent
"Instead, they should market King Kong to Christians. Wouldn't it be awesome if Jesus were an enormous, rampaging ape?"

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