The Onion

Thursday, December 8, 2005

Lennon, 25 Years Gone

Today marks the 25th anniversary of the death of John Lennon. What do you think?

Asian Man

Jesse Robbins,
Actuary
"I can't believe it's been 25 years already. It seems like only yesterday that Lennon was dead for nine years."

Old Man

Nate McConarty,
Corrections Officer
"It's too bad he couldn't live to see himself in an ad for Apple."

Old Woman

Phoebe Plagens,
Guest Services
"Damn. Now there's going to be another special edition of Catcher In the Rye, and I'll have to get this one, too."

All American Voices

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