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Friday, December 9, 2005

9/11 Commission Let Down

In their final report, the 9/11 Commission said they were disappointed by the government response to their recommendations. What do you think?

Old Woman

Kathryn Reynolds,
Systems Analyst
"We responded to 9/11 already, remember? Iraq?"

Old Man

Walter Murphy,
Baker
"Don't these people have anything better to do than look at facts, see massive problems, and then make suggestions based on those facts?"

Black Man

Mark Lee,
Automobile Customizer
"Tell me about it. I've been sending the government a list of recommendations about once a week for the last eight years, and all I get is periodic visits from the FBI."

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