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American Voices

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

ID Critic Beaten

Professor Paul Mirecki, head of the University of Kansas' Religious Studies Department, was severely beaten recently by individuals who objected to his views against intelligent design. What do you think?

Asian Man

Donovan Driscoll,
Professional Bowler
"That'll teach him the difference between man and apes. Wait—no it won't."

Young Man

Michael Downing,
Coder
"That's okay, I guess, but what I'd really like to do is punch Charles Darwin in the face."

Young Woman

Shelby Graham,
Accountant
"It's too bad that professor got beaten… Sounds like that course would have been an easy A."

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