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American Voices

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Iraqis Head To Polls

Iraqi parliament elections are occurring today. What do you think?

Old Man

Jack Dutronc,
Sommelier
"It's got to be weird to take into account qualities such as 'least flammable' when voting for a candidate."

Black Man

John Halliday,
County Lineman
"Can't we just skip the middleman and have the Supreme Court choose the winner now?"

Old Woman

Francis Hardy,
Pilot
"It's a good thing the elections didn't happen a year or two ago—having 30,000 fewer voters will make the ballot count a lot easier."

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