At the AV Club: Glengarry Glen Ross

American Voices

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Howard Stern Leaves The Air

Howard Stern's last show on conventional radio aired last Friday, as he will make the jump to Sirius Satellite Radio in early 2006. What do you think?

Asian Man

Thomas Bayard,
Referee
"Without the FCC censoring him, I bet we'll really hear some farting now!"

Young Woman

Wanda Gresham,
Forklift Operator
"Aw, I dunno… I think all the swearing and overt sexual stuff will hurt Howard's charm. Look what happened to Steve Allen."

Young Man

Richard Olney,
Machinist
"I thought he was the king of all media—what's he doing on some loser space radio thing?"

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