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Friday, December 23, 2005

Killer Asteroid In 2036?

Apopohis, an asteroid that measures over a quarter-mile wide, may be on course to hit Earth with the force of 100,000 Hiroshima-sized atomic blasts in 2036. What do you think?

Old Man

Tim Struble,
Glass Blower
"Boy, that's a really long time to scream my head off in terror...but here goes."

Black Man

Jeff Leyda,
Programmer
"I hear a mission is being planned to intercept and destroy the asteroid. All I can say is: not with my tax dollars."

Old Woman

Tanya Hillington,
Archer
"This sounds like something that would have to be co-managed by NASA and FEMA. God help us all."

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