Swiss Threaten Ricola Embargo

Government No Longer Even Bothering To Hide Halliburton Favors 04.02.03
It's Still Not Too Late To Greet Us As Liberators 09.29.09

BERN, SWITZERLAND—Angered by rising international tariffs against his nation, Swiss president Gunter Klima threatened a worldwide Ricola embargo Tuesday. "If these unfair tariffs are not lifted," Klima said, "we will have no choice but to withhold our natural Alpine-herb throat lozenges, causing billions of throats across the globe to go tragically unsoothed." An estimated 2.1 billion people rely on Swiss menthol for their throat-calming needs.