The Onion

Tuesday, January 3, 2006

U.S.-North Korea Relations

The U.S. is struggling to handle its relations with volatile, unpredictable North Korea. What do you think?

Young Man

Matt Christian,
Computer Sales
"I'm not really the one to ask, as I have very little experience in diplomacy with hard-line communist nations."

Young Woman

Leslie Belanger,
Chef
"We should say we have a magic flying house, and then when they say, 'Yeah, we do too,' we'll say, 'Gotcha! There's no such thing!' and they'll look like morons to the international community."

Asian Man

Nelson Owens,
Realtor
"The only thing the North Koreans understand is force. Well, that and Korean."

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