The Onion

Friday, January 6, 2006

Gay Cowboy Film Buzz

Brokeback Mountain, Ang Lee's controversial gay cowboy film, is generating Oscar buzz. What do you think?

Old Woman

Kelly Neese,
Waitress
"I'm not sure I understand what all the hubbub is about. Wait, one of them isn't black, is he?"

Black Man

Gary Alexander,
Systems Analyst
"It's just sick, really. I'm taking my family to the movie where the lady cock-teases that gorilla."

Old Woman

Sean Byrne,
Saucier
"I'm sorry, but you couldn't pay me to see a movie about love."

All American Voices

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