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American Voices

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Alcohol Awareness Class

Colleges across the country are requiring incoming freshmen to take an online alcohol-awareness course. What do you think?

Black Man

Clive Teplitski,
Construction Manager
"Sure, I’m sober now, but I will never, ever be able to take back that disparaging Sigur Rós comment I put on my blog. Oh, time’s remorseless arrow!"

Old Man

Robert Low,
Butcher
"I thought that was what the occasional death of a fraternity pledge is for."

Old Woman

Kathy Pickett,
Jeweler
"You know, there’s very little of this bullshit at my son’s trade school."

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