Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Brangelina Expecting
Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt’s baby. What do you think?
Albert Wesker,
Supervisor
“Apparently, the weak dollar has made it more cost-effective to produce certain things here than import them.”
Claire Redfield,
Assisted Living Professional
“I believe that this miracle child will die for our sins, most likely during a taping of The Surreal Life 2034.
Leon Kennedy,
Engineer
“Looks like Chris in accounting is 10 bucks poorer today. Pay up, sucker!”
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02.02.10
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Due to financial constraints, NASA's plans to return to the moon are no longer in the Obama budget. What do you think?