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American Voices

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Eminem Remarries Ex-Wife

Eminem, aka Marshal Mathers, remarried his ex-wife Kim, about whom he had written a song involving her murder and dismemberment. What do you think?

Asian Man

Diego Lasterna,
Sheriff's Deputy
"Rejoice! The poet doth rediscover his muse!"

Young Man

Marc Tracy,
Usher
"In my song, I told my wife to die. Okay, it wasn't strictly a 'song.'"

Young Woman

Amanda Harding,
Publisher
"I look forward to the return of Slim Shady's married rage. His 'bachelor' rhymes about microwave burritos and going to the laundromat were getting pretty stale."

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