Thursday, January 19, 2006
Eminem Remarries Ex-Wife
Eminem, aka Marshal Mathers, remarried his ex-wife Kim, about whom he had written a song involving her murder and dismemberment. What do you think?
Diego Lasterna,
Sheriff's Deputy
"Rejoice! The poet doth rediscover his muse!"
Marc Tracy,
Usher
"In my song, I told my wife to die. Okay, it wasn't strictly a 'song.'"
Amanda Harding,
Publisher
"I look forward to the return of Slim Shady's married rage. His 'bachelor' rhymes about microwave burritos and going to the laundromat were getting pretty stale."
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