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Thursday, January 26, 2006

Conservatives Rule Canada

Stephen Harper and his Conservative Party ousted Liberal Party incumbent Paul Martin in general elections. What do you think?

Black Man

Jesse Robins,
Forge Operator
"If the Republicans win in '08, I guess I'll be moving to Mexico."

Old Man

Roger Gastineau,
Helicopter Technician
"As a Montrealer, I hope that our new prime minister relaxes the harsh mandatory English-French bilingualism requirements. En tant que Canadien, j'espère que notre nouveau premier ministre détend les conditions anglo-français obligatoires de bilinguisme."

Old Woman

Lauren Hale,
Blogger
"Once again, those losers in Canada are years behind us. Hey, assholes, Ugg boots are out, just so you know."

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