The Onion

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Hamas Victorious

Following Sharon's replacement and the recent political victory for Hamas, the future of the Middle East looks more uncertain than ever. What do you think?

Young Man

Matthew Christiansen,
Historian
"I'm confident Hamas will embrace peace once it destroys Israel."

Young Woman

Caroline Beck,
Editor
"Well, so much for my spring-break plans."

Asian Man

Uri Reed,
Corporate Spokesman
"You heard it here first—I predict we are going to see many years of violence and unrest in the Middle East."

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