The Onion

Thursday, February 9, 2006

Wal-Mart To Carry Morning-After Pill?

Women's groups are pressuring Wal-Mart to change their policy and start carrying the morning-after Pill. What do you think?

Old Man

Paul Zagoras,
Fish And Wildlife Conservation Officer
"Wal-Mart has always sold emergency contraceptives. What do you think the paint aisle is for?"

Black Man

Mike Gerald,
CPA
"Wal-Mart didn't carry the medication when I needed it, but in the interest of serving my needs, the pharmacist did refer to a very inspirational Bible passage."

Old Woman

Erica Tunnison,
Bartender
"It makes sense to me, because when I think about birth control, my first thought is definitely Wal-Mart customers."

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