The Onion

Friday, February 10, 2006

Alabama Churches Burned

Since the beginning of February, nine Baptist churches have been burned to the ground in Alabama. What do you think?

Young Woman

Mary Elizabeth,
Landscaper
"Historical precedent puts the smart money on 1,200-year-old Vikings."

Young Man

Frank Mansfield,
Systems Analyst
“Baby boomers and their fucking nostalgia trips.”

Asian Man

Jack Burke,
Knife Sharpener
"Maybe there's no motivation beyond wanting to see the pretty fire. I think we can all understand that."

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