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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

UN To U.S.: Close Gitmo

Old Woman

Anna Sjogren,
Cabinetmaker
"The UN should stick to doing what it does best: providing a second career for celebrities who are dead inside."

Black Man

David Hyde,
Consignment Store Clerk
"And risk not getting the valuable information when a prisoner cracks in his eighth year of incarceration? Forget it."

Old Man

Jonathan Kroft,
Pool Cleaner
"The UN? I didn't know those guys were still around!"

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