The Onion

Friday, February 24, 2006

Study: Low-Fat Diet Doesn't Lower Heart Disease

The findings of a new study show that low-fat diets do not reduce risk of cancer or heart disease. What do you think?

Young Man

Don Conka,
Caricature Artist
"Yes! Personal accountability takes another blow!"

Young Woman

Megan Whittington,
Freight Elevator Operator
"I've never heard of the Hardee's Institute For Health, but they've put out a very convincing study here."

Asian Man

Bryan MacLean,
Doll Maker
"What did it say about smoking? Was there anything in there about smoking? Can we start smoking again?"

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