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American Voices

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Stealth Bomber Being Retired

The revolutionary $45 million nearly radar-invisible F-117A Nighthawk, better known as the Stealth Bomber, is being phased out of existence by the military by 2007. What do you think?

Young Woman

Sara Hamilton,
Taxidermist
"I, for one, think the Conspicuous Bomber is a terrible idea for a replacement."

Young Man

Antonio Giancarlo,
Website Designer
"Retiring at the age of 20? Damn, I wish I were an aeronautical killing machine."

Asian Man

Tom Dickie,
Oral Surgeon
"So this is the thanks it gets after all these years of razing villages for the Pentagon?"

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