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Wednesday, March 1, 2006

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South Dakota Abortion Ban

South Dakota is poised to enact an abortion ban that would include cases of rape or incest. What do you think?

Black Man

Jonathan Harford,
Systems Analyst
"This shouldn't have much effect on the lives of South Dakotans. Based on the population figures, it's clear that they are terrible reproducers."

Old Woman

Ellie Kemper,
Prosecutor
“Who knew a move to North Dakota would ever look like an attractive option?”

Old Man

Dave T. Koenig,
Gardener
“Slow down, South Dakota. Alito and Roberts were given lifetime appointments. What's the rush?”

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