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Thursday, March 2, 2006

Google Losing Steam

Google recently suffered a 13% percent drop in stock price, the sharpest drop in the history of the company. What do you think?

Young Man

Greg O’Neill,
Receptionist
"I foresaw the company's imminent collapse when I searched for 'Dakota Fanning nude' and only got 673 hits."

Asian Man

Bob Nouveau,
Jewelers Apprentice
"Maybe if they didn't spend all their money revamping the logo for every obscure holiday, they wouldn't be in this mess."

Young Woman

Kate Carolan,
Seamstress
"This surely proves what I’ve been saying all along about the Internet being a passing fad."

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