The Onion

Wednesday, March 8, 2006

Army Recruitment On Campus

The Supreme Court ruled that universities must allow military recruiters on campus if they are going to accept federal money. What do you think?

Young Woman

Sara Dunne,
Goldsmith
"So...exactly how much do you have to endow for permission to raise an army?"

Asian Man

Drew Alexander,
Systems Analyst
"I thought I was being recruited once at my frat, but it turns out that Party Patrol is not one of our nation’s armed forces."

Young Man

Chase Foy,
Financial Manager
"Finally, an actual career path for 17th-Century French Lit majors."

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