Bald Eagles Thriving

Friday, March 10, 2006

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A recent survey indicated that bald eagles would soon be taken off the endangered-species list. What do you think?

James Threadman,
Production Technician
"Damn it! Every time I memorize the endangered-species list, some bureaucrat changes it."

Paul Abramowicz,
Quality-Control Supervisor
"There goes any hope I had of my basement full of bald eagles appreciating in value."

Karenne Eng,
Elevator Operator
"And with that, trout go back onto the endangered-species list."

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