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American Voices

Monday, March 13, 2006

Meth Puts Strain On ERs

A recent survey of hospitals indicated that methamphetamine is responsible for more drug-related emergency-room admissions than any other illicit drug. What do you think?

Old Man

Kevin Underwood,
Tax Preparer
"It wasn't the meth that put me in the ER, man. It was trying to wrestle that horse."

Old Woman

Cindy Reynolds,
Writer
"Meth's a bigger problem than weed, coke, and heroin? No wonder popular music sucks now."

Black Man

Gene Thomas,
Bank Teller
"We should just train all the pharmaceutical reps mulling around the hospital lobby in basic lifesaving measures."

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