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American Voices

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Ambien Increasingly Blamed for Auto Accidents

According to police reports nationwide, the popular prescription sleep aid Ambien is being cited in increasing numbers of traffic tickets and accident reports. What do you think?

Old Woman

Trina Fallow,
Homemaker
"All right, no more Ambien while driving. Can I still watch porn on my car's DVD player?"

Old Man

Andy Gately,
Botanist
"I have this recurring dream where I get pulled over and perform very badly on the field sobriety tests. And when I wake up, my license is gone."

Black Man

Brett Vaughn,
Systems Analyst
"First it's no throwing lit firecrackers at other motorists. Now it's no driving while asleep. The safety Nazis are taking all the fun out of getting behind the wheel."

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