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Friday, March 17, 2006

Terrorist Hero Of New Film

V For Vendetta, a film produced by the Wachowski brothers in which the hero is a terrorist who blows up the British Parliament building, opens today. What do you think?

Old Woman

Kadina Alanis,
Paralegal
"I haven't felt this conflicted over who to root for since Freddy vs. Jason."

Old Man

Frank Blanco,
Shoe Patternmaker
"All the political stuff aside, I'm going to see it because Natalie Portman's bald. Finally!"

Black Man

Marco Ragozzino,
Funeral Director
"That's it. I'm burning my Matrix DVDs. Well, at least the third one. And the second."

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