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American Voices

Monday, March 20, 2006

Bush Pressed To Change Staff

President Bush has been under pressure from both parties to reinvigorate his office by bringing in new, more experienced staff members. What do you think?

Young Man

Jason Lange,
Systems Analyst
"Bush doesn't need to hire new people, he just needs to give them new nicknames."

Young Woman

Loran Clay,
Speech Pathologist
"I guess I'm not the only one getting pretty bored with Alphonso Jackson as secretary of housing and urban development."

Asian Man

Andy Garcera,
Retail Manager
"I thought Bush had run out of friends to appoint."

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