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American Voices

Monday, March 27, 2006

Microsoft Vista Delayed

Microsoft Vista, the first major overhaul of the Windows operating system in five years, has been delayed until the beginning of next year. What do you think?

Black Man

Michael Lopez,
Systems Analyst
"This is going to severely impact my timetable for creating Vista-based viruses."

Old Woman

Bridget McCormick,
Soap Maker
"I'm not affected in the least. My TRS-80 Color Computer fills all my rudimentary document creation and Dungeons Of Daggorath needs."

Old Man

Keith Lane,
Millwright
"Don’t worry, Mr. Gates. If your stock tanks because of this, we can totally sleep head-to-foot in my trundle bed."

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