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American Voices

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Chief Of Staff Resigns

White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card resigned yesterday. What do you think?

Old Woman

Brenda Giessman,
Auto Salesman
"Without a chief of staff, who will hand out checks on Friday?"

Old Man

John Nichols,
System Analyst
"Maybe he'd still have a job if he'd just kept Sept. 11 to himself."

Black Man

Bill Goffrier,
Painter
"And with this latest resignation, Bush is officially left with merely an inner semicircle."

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