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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Thursday, March 30, 2006

33 Injured In Airbus Evacuation Drill

33 participants were injured Sunday in an evacuation drill of the new Airbus super-jumbo jet. What do you think?

Young Man

Rob Brockman,
Taxi Driver
"I'm sure panicking, untrained passengers will fare much better."

Young Woman

Cynthia Feldman,
Greeting-Card Designer
"I blame the ‘Last one out is a rotten egg!’ instructions."

Asian Man

Ken Alioto,
Systems Analyst
"I hope the victims got a bonus go on the slide."

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