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American Voices

Friday, March 31, 2006

Graceland Designated A National Landmark

Graceland, the home of Elvis Presley, was recently designated a National Historic Landmark by the U.S. Department of Interior. What do you think?

Old Woman

Sandy Frank,
Well Driller
"Hopefully this will put the kibosh once and for all on efforts to open up Elvis' swimming pool for oil drilling."

Old Man

Joe Toplyn,
Dairy Farmer
"This is a slap in the face to all the heroic Americans who died at home with their pants on."

Black Man

Steve O'Donnell,
Systems Analyst
"Certainly this can only help my cause to install a permanent Little Richard butter sculpture in the National Mall."

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