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American Voices

Tuesday, April 4, 2006

Naomi Campbell Assaults Maid

Supermodel Naomi Campbell was arrested for throwing a phone at a housekeeper, making this her third assault accusation to date. What do you think?

Black Man

David Grubbs,
Cashier
“She's getting a little long in the tooth for this modeling business. Seems to me she's just trying to make a graceful transition to roller derby.”

Old Woman

Jan Fine,
Senior Export Licenser
“I, for one, will never be able to look at her half-naked body the same way again.”

Old Man

Sooyoung Park,
Carpet Installer
“Can't we let her go one more time? She's only got two or three more good years left on her.”

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