Tuesday, April 4, 2006
Naomi Campbell Assaults Maid
Supermodel Naomi Campbell was arrested for throwing a phone at a housekeeper, making this her third assault accusation to date. What do you think?
David Grubbs,
Cashier
“She's getting a little long in the tooth for this modeling business. Seems to me she's just trying to make a graceful transition to roller derby.”
Jan Fine,
Senior Export Licenser
“I, for one, will never be able to look at her half-naked body the same way again.”
Sooyoung Park,
Carpet Installer
“Can't we let her go one more time? She's only got two or three more good years left on her.”
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02.09.10
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