The Onion

Monday, April 10, 2006

First 9/11 Film Coming

United 93, a film about the hijacked United flight that crashed in a Pennsylvania field on Sept. 11, 2001, will make its debut at the Tribeca Film Festival on April 25th. What do you think?

Old Woman

Debra Halverson,
Florist
"My husband was on that plane—he actually called me crying from that plane. How dare they make me relive his cowardice?"

Old Man

Charles Starr,
Ticket Taker
"It's called United 93? That's some pretty egregious product placement."

Black Man

Andy McLaglen,
Operator
"This film will be a touching tribute to the media exploitation of Sept. 11."

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