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American Voices

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Couric Leaving Today

Katie Couric is leaving the Today Show to host CBS Evening News. What do you think?

Asian Man

Sam Farber,
DMV Teller
"Only Katie can get Bill Frist to divulge that confidential pasta-salad recipe."

Young Woman

Mary Swadirski,
Bricklayer
"I'm sorry, but she doesn't have the same air of credibility as a Murrow, a Rather, or a Shalit."

Young Man

John Galvin,
Dental Hygienist
"Until this news, I was a big morning-TV viewer, but now I'll need something else to keep me occupied, like a job."

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