Thursday, April 13, 2006
Plans To Nuke Iran
According to an article by Seymour Hersh in this issue of The New Yorker, the U.S. has drawn up plans to preemptively attack Iran to stop their nuclear program, including possibly using tactical nuclear weapons. What do you think?
Sarrith King,
Groundskeeper
"On the other hand, the New Tehranian exposed the truth about how great a family man President Ahmadinejad really is."
Phil Anderson,
Hair Stylist
"I don't know if a plan to use nuclear weapons to destroy a nuclear program will be approved by the contentious UN Irony Council."
Lynette Cobb,
Grocer
"At least we won't need an exit strategy."
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