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Friday, April 14, 2006

Gospel Of Judas Found

A 1,700-year-old papyrus document called the Gospel of Judas indicates that the apostle Judas betrayed Jesus to the Romans at his request. What do you think?

Old Woman

Anita Lopez,
Travel Agent
"For 30 pieces of silver, a papyrus document can say whatever you want it to say."

Old Man

Rick Fender,
Electronics Salesperson
"First Mary Magdalene's not a whore, and now this. I'm sick of changing my entire belief system every time they find a scrap of papyrus in the middle of the desert."

Black Man

Allen Dennison,
Systems Analyst
"Heresy! Heresy! Heresy! Don't interrupt me, I'm on a roll here. Now, what was I saying? Oh yeah... Heresy!"

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