The Onion

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Christian Student Sues For Right To Hate Speech

Ruth Malhotra, a student at the Georgia Institute of Technology, sued the institution over her right to speak freely against homosexuality in accordance with her religion. What do you think?

Black Man

Louis Neprud,
Systems Analyst
"If we don't protect freedom of speech, how will we know who the assholes are?"

Old Woman

Denise Franklin,
Youth Minister
"It would have been more appropriate for this student to sue the college for not putting money into research for a cure."

Old Man

Ray Andresen,
Telephone Lineman
"Free speech, no matter how vitriolic, is a God-given right—which is exactly why only Christians should be allowed to speak freely."

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