The Onion

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Rumsfeld Under Attack

Donald Rumsfeld is under pressure to resign, first by a cadre of retired generals, now by Senior Democrats for his handling of the war. What do you think?

Young Woman

Danielle Bennet,
Daycare Provider
"As a daycare provider, I sympathize with Rumsfeld. 2,500 kids die on your watch and suddenly you're not qualified to do your job?"

Young Man

Mitch Gunnar,
Systems Analyst
"Strange thing is, internal records say he was fired three years ago."

Asian Man

Jacob Oakley,
Teaching Assistant
"It's unfair. You don't go to war with the Secretary of Defense you want, you go to war the Secretary of Defense you have."

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