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American Voices

Friday, April 21, 2006

TomKitten's Silent Birth

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter Suri was born Tuesday under Scientology's strict "silent birth" guidelines. What do you think?

Young Woman

Veronica Miller,
Senior Account Executive
"I read that the only sound allowed in the delivery room was the Cocktail soundtrack, on constant loop."

Asian Man

Josh McCulloch,
Optician
"This 'silent birth' will seem like nothing compared to the 'silent post-partum depression' she'll go through for the next 10 months."

Young Man

Ashleigh McKinney,
Research Librarian
"That's great that the baby wasn't psychologically scarred. Now what about those of us who endured the press coverage?"

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