The Onion

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Bush Promotes Hydrogen As Alternative Fuel Source

President Bush gave an Earth Day address in California reaffirming his commitment to hydrogen as the alternative fuel of the future. What do you think?

Asian Man

Dan Kinicki,
Jeweler
"I don't know much about hydrogen, but if you can soak a rag in it or just sniff it straight from the can, I'm all for it."

Young Woman

Jackie Kennedy,
Computer Repair Tech
"If Bush is trying to save the environment, we must be in worse shape than I thought."

Young Man

Scott Haalstrom,
Grocer
"He knows we're talking about cars and not bombs, right?"

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