The Onion

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Harvard Author Caught Plagiarizing

Harvard sophomore Kaavya Viswanathan, who was paid the largest advance for an unpublished author, admitted to having "unintentionally" borrowed passages from author Megan McCafferty for her book How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life. What do you think?

Old Woman

Kim Bellings,
Croupier
"It's sad when a negative stereotype is reinforced by incidents like these, but I've always said: Indians are dirty plagiarizers."

Old Man

David Niles,
Portrait Photographer
"This just goes to show there are many things a Harvard education can't teach you, like how to use a thesaurus to cover up your plagiarism."

Black Man

Kevin Umbehaun,
Lawn Mower
"A Million Little Pieces was one thing, but this is outrageous. I expect teen fiction to be completely original."

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