American Voices

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Gitmo Prisoner Names Released

The U.S government released the first list of detainees at the Guantanamo Bay prison last week, the most extensive accounting yet of the hundreds of people being held there. What do you think?

Young Man

Blain Deutsch,
Meteorologist
"With typical arrogance, the Pentagon didn't bother to inform the public who was sexiest."

Asian Man

George Shear,
Auctioneer
"How embarrassing for them. I remember when Gigi Greenwood released that list of all the sophomore girls who had made out with Greg Curtis. I thought my life was over."

Young Woman

Megan Ballard,
Radio Technican
"At least now I know that my dear uncle Muhammed al-Qahtani is safe—kind of."

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